Entry · Don’t Panic

Jokes

Deep universe, banana-peel footnotes. Original one-liners and cel cartoons from the margins — 42, towels, and the correct use of panic. Not required reading. Strongly recommended smiling.

← Guide home Correct use of panic

Always know where your towel is. GPS is for people who still panic about socks.

Cartoons

Illustrations found in the margins. Futurama-adjacent cells, Hitchhiker winks — no long borrowed quotes.

A heroic towel standing proud — Field kit, emotional support rectangle, and occasional cape.

The number 42 looking smug — The Answer. Still declining to explain the Question.

A mostly harmless planet wearing a towel — Catalog entry: mostly harmless. Editorial note: bring snacks.

A robot reading a guidebook while mildly panicking — Reading helps. Slight panic is just the footnotes loading.

One-liners

Text-only levity so the Guide isn’t cartoon-dependent. Refresh for a new featured line upstairs.

The Guide prints Don’t Panic so large because the universe’s helpdesk still hasn’t finished onboarding.
Always know where your towel is. GPS is for people who still panic about socks.
42 answered the phone, heard the Question, and put it on hold forever.
Panic is a loud intern: useful for fire drills, disastrous as CEO.
The universe runs on paperwork. The Guide runs on footnotes and dry towels.
Deep thoughts, shallow gravity, and one banana peel left in the aisle of destiny.